Chances are that you didn't find the listing for Crumbia University in Peterson's Guide, since it's the subject of this funny parody at NRO by CEO president Roger Clegg.
I wonder, though, whether some readers will get the joke, since the intended satire here so closely approximates the unintended farce of the actual "diversity" policies enforced by actual college presidents not typically distinguished by their capacity for humor. They do make fine straight men though, so have a good laugh this time.
